Monday, 25 August 2008

All I want for Christmas...

is not my "two front teeth".


I have experienced lately the frustration that is internet shopping while located overseas. It's an odd experience. They will randomly not ship certain things. I will list as follows...

Target.com is guilty of:

monkey drink dispenser
The most adorable monkey drink dispenser EVER! And... I can't have it. I have the plates, cups, cookie jar, salt and pepper shakers all ordered from the same site BUT... no drink dispenser. Dumb.


ohio state remote
Does this Ohio State Universal Remote look dangerous to you? Apparently target.com thinks so... cause they won't send it to me overseas! How friggin' random!

Amazon.com is guilty of:

carpet sweeper
Why God, Why?! Carpets are dirty in England too!! Oh, Bissell 2201B Swift Sweep Sweeper... I regret that we have never had the chance to meet...

ohio state gym bag
This may have just been a certain company but I met their misfortune through Amazon so onto the Blog-O-Shame you go!

Walmart.com also hates clean carpets... they won't send me any vacuum bags:
Vacuum Bags
My mom kindly sent me a pack of ten in a care package she has going. LOVE YOU MOMMY! (Hate you Wal*Mart!)

Bath & Body works has forsaken me as such:

bath and body works gel
I can have LOTION but not GEL? Good Golly... there's no rhyme or reason to this torture!

Aafes.com (military shopping) really got my goat on this one:
TV Cabinet
Now, these folks are supposed to cater to the military... and they won't ship this stuff overseas! I wanted this Sauder® Camden County Corner Entertainment Stand so bad I could taste it!!! But alas...

So, good stateside people, if you're in the market to get me something for Christmas and you're looking for ideas... please feel free to refer to this blog. You'd make me a very happy woman and I'd like to think, in some small way, we'd be sticking it to the man.

Also... I like this thing:
dirt devil
That my friends is the Dirt Devil KONE Hand Vacuum. It is stylish AND useful. Much like myself. I would possess it...

tatstykake!
The old stand-by... if you send these it's an automatic appointment to being my best friend ever!

hershey tin
http://www.herysheygifts.com/ I'm just saying!

workout dvd
So I can keep eating those TastyKakes & Hershey gift baskets that come rolling in... The Biggest Winner - How to Win by Losing: The Complete Body Workout.


I've wanted a Swiss Army Knife for a while. They seem pretty darn cool and useful. Like something Chuck Norris would carry around.

I'll let you go now so you can get to shopping!!! xoxox, Very Deserving Blogger (I LOVE YOU ALL! <- Shameless ploy for gifts!)

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